Seeing Peter Winterbottom (England, British Lions), returning after an injury, playing for Headingly fifths, being cut in half by Tony Johnson (Fartown, Extra C).

Scoring a hat trick after coming back on, after an injury, to substitute a tragic incident (busted boot lace) against York. Also enjoying different culinary delights (testes de chien).

Scoring a hat trick of tries in our first ever match at Lockwood Park and then receiving the asterisk because if I hadn't dropped the other two passes I would have scored twice more.and ......

For the last try I scored which was worth, at the time, 3 points.

Being identified easily as the target man for Mr Sykes's Yiddish line-out calls by both Old Mods and Leos in successive games. The ploy was consequently dropped.

Hatrick against Old Brods - away.

Walking into the changing room on match day feeling like a burst ball, looking around and immediately feeling on top of the world , then being handed a rennie, some Fiery Jack and being told you are playing stand off and that 'you are the biggest, widest, ugliest stand off in the whole of the f****** Northern Union!'.

Receiving the 'Henderson-Smith' award for the 'medical first' injury of a hamstring strain that developed into earache.

Been hospitalised for 2 days after been head butted by one of our own players - Ian Ward.

Actually playing more than 40 minutes without getting injured.

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